Hey....I never promised to be nice on this blog. The following is a list of people who I think deserve a huge "Dumb Ass" label slapped on their foreheads:
- The lady who keeps arguing with me about the breastfeeding in public vlog post. Sorry Lady, you are never going to convince me that whipping out your boob in public, is a must. I have nursed 7 kids and never once did I "HAVE TO" take out my boob in the middle of a mall. It is called common courtesy to cover up or find a private spot. You will not win this argument so stop trying.
- The person who put an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting venue on Main Street. Hello? We have one main street in Hesperia....MAIN STREET. Every car in Hesperia travels this road at least once a day. If you want to remain anonymous, maybe you should consider another, less traveled road.
- The guy who tried to sell me a Tootsie Roll in front of the grocery store. Well....actually, he was "giving them away" but he had a donation jar in his other hand. Dude, if you want some money for your cause, just ask. My mother taught me never to accept candy from strangers. So I gave him some money because I felt bad. Then I had to buy some Tootsie Rolls because after I had to refuse his, it made me crave some. Damn him and his delicious Tootsie Rolls.
- The taggers who have decided to target the brick wall adjoining our yard. BIG MISTAKE. I plan on camping out in my van one night, with a video camera and catching them. Then I will call the cops...and of course blog about it!
- All of the girls who applied to be Paris Hilton's new BFF. I was sitting on the couch with Daniel, while he continuously flipped through all 658 channels, last night. He stopped momentarily on a show that is all about finding a new BFF for the rich and infamous Paris. Are these broads serious? Do they really think that Paris Hilton is actually going to be their BFF after the show is over? They do see the inevitable post show restraining order that will be forcibly signed by them, right? Ummm....hello? Paris is rich and famous, you are all broke fanatics who would gladly risk your life to vie for the chance to lick dog crap off of her stilettos. Not exactly what I would call BFF material. But then again...I'm not Paris.
- Our nosey neighbor lady. She complained that the kids were throwing produce at her house. Noooo....they were just trying to introduce you to vegetables and fruit. Things that you should probably eat, instead of your steady diet of Twinkies. Or maybe they were mad that you tease them by eating economy sized boxes of Twinkies while you sit and spy on them all the time and never offering to share. Just a thought. Anyway....can I have those tomatoes back? I need them for salad tonight. Thanks.
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Wait this lady thinks you should actually be able to flash boob to nurse? What a freak! Who doesn't cover up?
What is it about breasts that people are so ashamed of/frightened of/offended by? Men walk around shirtless all of the time and no one says anything. You say that it's "common courtesy" to cover up, but wouldn't common courtesy be trying to make a woman feel comfortable enough be able to FEED HER INFANT any time or anywhere that she deemed it necessary? What is it about a boob that has people saying "put it away!" Lay off the breast-feeding mothers. If it makes you feel more comfortable to do it in private, then by all means do it in private, but don't hold other mothers to the same standard. You wouldn't say anything to a mother who was bottle-feeding her baby in public, why is it so different with a breast?
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