I was making my rounds to check email, taking a peek at my favorite forums and other such morning rituals, when I saw that people were talking about getting their newly updated Google page rankings. I remember signing up to have my own site ranked, but I cannot remember why.
Anyway, I quickly scooted over to the Womb to see if it had been ranked as well. Indeed, it is now ranked. It was ranked before, lost the ranking when I switched to a custom domain and has now returned. All that's left to ask is...what the hell does a Google page ranking mean? Does it somehow indicate a page's significance? If so, then this blog is pretty damn insignificant with a measly 4 out of 10. You know me...not likely to settle for mediocrity, unless it involves motherhood, (I gave up on being the perfect mom a long time ago.) Everything else, however, is still expected to remain above par. I don't see a 4/10 ranking as above par at all.
What are those Google people trying to do to me? Don't they know I'm an overachieving psychopath who freaks out at low scores? I have a good mind to write them a disgruntled letter, expressing my outrage at their poor decision to rank me so lowly! So I maneuvered back to the forum where other moms were sharing their rankings, prepared to feel very inferior compared to their 8s and 9s. When what to my wondering eyes should appear? Not too many even had a 4. Many have lower rankings and they have great blogs and sites! Before I even went off about my crappy 4, I should have read the whole thread. Apparently, 4 is not so bad, after all. Ooooops. Once again, I'm left standing with my foot in my mouth.
I guess when it comes to blogging...4 is the new 10. I'll just shut up now.
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