Welcome to the dork parade!

The following are true accounts and portaits of dorkiness. Scroll through them, have a laugh and then leave the number of your favorite ones in the comments section:

1. When I was in second grade, my family and I went to Disney World and I pooped in the hotel pool. I didn't tell anyone and when the pool got closed down, my mom was complaining about how people don't take their kids to the bathroom, etc. Well we get back to the room and lo and behold, it was me who did it.




2. In 4th grade I had to get glasses. I hated having to wear them, but I couldn't see anything. I decided that I would be better off not wearing them. Well I turned a corner and walked right into a wall. I had two black eyes and a bloody nose. I wore those glasses since then.



3. In 7th grade I liked this boy. I was embarrassed because I had never kissed a boy before and thought that I would never get that chance. Well after school he leaned in to kiss me and we kind of just sat there opened mouthed. It was weird, sloppy and kind of like kissing a large mouth bass.




4. When I met my very first boyfriend, I told him that my name was Melissa because I, at that time, hated my name. We started dating and it was about 3 or 4 weeks into dating before I came clean about my name. I was 16 by the way.




5. I was at a swim team party when I was 17 and we decided to go toilet papering. I was laughing so hard I peed my pants and totally humiliated myself.




6.I was in the 8th grade. I was a competitive swimmer (dorky) and it was our first day at swim camp. The counselor split us into pairs so we could "get to know each other" the CUTEST boy in the world sat next to me. We talked, I smiled, batted my eyes. Then the counselor informed us we would be taking turns introducing our partners. My partner stands says "this is Amy she is outgoing and friendly"....then it happened. Gas pains then I released quite possibly the loudest fart in the world. I immediately did what any other dork would do...I looked at the girl next to me and said "oh my, that was disgusting." It didn't work everyone knew and I became known as "fart girl" for an entire week.




7. I began a new job at an accounting firm. One of my first duties was to apply stamps to the envelope of our yearly open house event. As I was applying them to the upper left hand corner, like all other dorks, my supervisor looks over my shoulder and says "well that is certainly an interesting way of affixing postage. I will call the post office and make sure they can accept them."
MAJOR OFFICE DORK.
I have included the directions for applying stamps that now sits in my desk.. Totally Dorky!



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