Innsane Terminology

In case you're new here, I'd like to explain some of my terminology. I use certain terms, like other bloggers, but mine are not initials like DH or DD (I truthfully don't quite know what all of those mean.) I use things like " Oh Shitballs!" when I am stressed, annoyed or surprised. I reserve "Holy Shitballs!" for extreme situations. Hmmmm....what else?

"Son of a motherless goat" is a term used when I'm referring to a person who I am not particularly fond of, like Nosey Neighbor Lady, or when I'm pissed. "Bucket full of buttholes" means that something really stinks. As in: My van smells like a bucket full of buttholes because my kids left the whole bag of crickets in it yesterday and the stench of dead rotting cricket carcass permeated the van's interior, on top of the fact that my dog decided to take a dump in the only unreachable part of the trunk. True story. That really did happen yesterday and we were gagging all the way down the hill today.

Which brings me to my next term: "WTFroglegs?" As in: WTFroglegs was I thinking when I decided to get a dog? As if seven kids making poop messes wasn't enough? I'm trying to clean up my trucker mouth and not say the real F word. I still say things with the word in "Shit" because I can't just quit cussing cold turkey.

I think I've covered them all. I'll be announcing the finalists in the Embrace Your Inner Dork (or outer dork in some cases) Contest in a few minutes and voting will begin!

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