Gotta love dreams. They can get so weird at times...and good too! My husband always feels the need to tell me when he has a dream about another woman. Ironically, he never actually does anything with the woman. Sure, dude. I totally believe you. I, on the other hand, hardy ever tell my husband about my dreams because he gets all jealous (as if I have any control over them!) But I did tell him about this one:
Last night, I had a dream that I was in a bedroom with a man. The man was my husband....at first. As I removed my shirt, however, his identity changed. As I climbed into the bed, I realized that he had been replaced with Ashton Kutcher! I looked around for my husband, but he was nowhere to be seen. Yet, there was another person in the room with us. It was the girl who plays Ashton's girlfriend, Jackie, on That 70's Show. * I think it was because we watched that show last night.* Wait...it gets better.
She was instructing me on their method of er.....the mating ritual. Apparently, one must disco down before rolling around in the sheets with Ashton. So there I was, naked, getting disco lessons from Jackie and wondering where the hell my husband went. I couldn't resist asking her why they felt the need to disco as foreplay. Unfortunately, my alarm rang and I never got an answer. Which left me with one burning question, "Why couldn't it have been David Beckham in my dream?" I would totally disco with him....er, if I was not married to the sexiest, most wonderful man in the whole entire universe!
I think I'll watch soccer before bed tonight...hee hee!
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Lucky me! I got Patrick Dempsy and Bruce Willis (I don't care if he IS old-he's still pretty hot!) last night but there was no disco or...well....They were fighting crime and solving mysteries. I really need to stop watching CSI before bed!
Girl, you are crazy!! hehe and I am one to talk, eh??
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