Does this look familiar? I just saw this post and realized that we never finished the contest! So let's pick up where we left off...
To celebrate making it through the month of August, we are going to do something really fun...my laundry! Okay, I'm kidding (although I will not stop you from folding it if you really want to!) We are going to do a caption contest!
Get busy on those captions. You only have one day!
To celebrate making it through the month of August, we are going to do something really fun...my laundry! Okay, I'm kidding (although I will not stop you from folding it if you really want to!) We are going to do a caption contest!
I am posting the picture below and your job is to make up a funny caption to go with the picture. I will choose the top five captions tomorrow night and then we will vote on them starting Monday. The caption with the most votes on Tuesday, wins a Defiant Mom (or Dad) shirt from the store! You may enter as many captions as you want and be sure to tell your friends about the contest.
Good luck!
Get busy on those captions. You only have one day!Oh yeah, and...
42 guests at the inn:
"Really, I needed all this paper, it was 'this big!'"
My caption is what my kids would have said---
"It wasn't me"
"Look Mom - Modern Art"
"Why the face Mom...I peed on my own!"
"I don't know what happened to the toilet paper"
"Yeah, that pink stool just doesn't go in this room, does it?"
you are right Mom..."oh Shitballs!"
"I pulled down my pants, and this all just fell out. Really, Mom, you need to be more careful with the laundry!"
"Yo! Why's the toilet gotta front, yo?"
"Mom, there NO paper on the roll. Can you get me a new one???"
Everybody Poops!
I was hiding all of this under my beanie for later. You caught me counting the squares!
"What up Mom just toliet papering the bathroom G"
"At least I didn't flush it all"
"In yo face mom"
~ha don't make fun of my gangster talk:)
"Wha'...? I left some on the roll!"
You're the one who said not to clog the toilet!
Go ahead and spank me, it may hurt but at least my ass is clean!
At least its not the shower curtain...
"OH, uhh, Hey, Mom! This isn't what it looks like!"
'Sup? Yo, this little rapper done some unwrappin'.. Peace Out.
"Does this paper make my butt look big?"
"Wow, thats a CRAP load of paper"
(from my hubby)
"Just wishing for a snowstorm Momma"!
"Ummm, well you see I was just rolling it all back up!"
"Arhhhh, the abominable toilet paper man!"
"Objects in the rear view mirror, they appear LARGER then they are"
"yo...does this hat go with my outfit?"
"Does you feel that draft, too?"
"I tried to use the TP this time instead of the shower curtain, Mom, but I'm not sure HOW..."
"My Spidey senses are tingling."
"Go Go Gadget toilet paper!"
"Hey everyone, come quick! I find a new way to make mommy assume the fetal position."
or
"I missed."
WAIT! I'm not done wrapping my present yet!
What the fro! Can a man get a little privacy up in here?!
I probably know what your gona say, but you should've seen it BEFORE i cleaned up.
I'M DUN...now get yo ass in here biatch and clean this dump up!
Look Mom, i cleaned the shower curtain for you!
Your turn! I got you some paper already.
You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the bathroom hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.
So I was going poop and I saw a spider, so I threw toliet paper at it...now I can't find it.
I was cleaning up the pee!
*"What?? I didn't do it!"
*"Um, the stool made me do it mom!"
*"At least I just used the toilet paper cuz I could've used the stool too!"
*"Man that was a good one...I needed a lot of toilet paper!" (my son would have said something like this cuz boys are sure proud of the gross stuff)
*"Oh crap my sleeve is wet too!"
*"Mom, I had too go potty, then my GI J0E just jumped in the toilet, I tried to fish him out...that's how my sleeve got wet, so then I flushed and water spewed everywhere and that's how come the toilet paper is on the floor. I was just trying to help you mom by cleaning the water up with the toilet paper!":)
"Umm...I'm still a little unclear as to what I should be doing in here..."
"See, Mom? I TOLD you I could do it myself! :) "
'I didn't do it I swear!'
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"You can never have enough toilet paper."
"I'm stylin' in my toilet paper shoes."
"Yo Mom...this is how I roll. Peace out."
I dont not have a caption however I love the last one from Tiffany1377...Yo Mom this is how I roll. Peace out. Its perfect! Incorporates the outfit and the mess!
FEWWWW that was a sticky one, I hope this is enough paper...
It just fell off!
Look! It moved!
There was this reallly big bug, Momma...and....
"yo, yo, yo this tp be all up IN. MY. SHIT. What 'da hizzle?!?!"
Love it!
Will you be looking at our original captions and counting them?
Ain't this the way dad does it.
Yes, I will consider all of the previous comments for the contest :)
Now WHAT did I come in here for?....
All that paper and I STILL got it on my finger!
Got TP?
"#1: The pink stool's gotta go!
#2: the 'brown one' is under the paper!"
Jan K
I didn't mean to miss mommy, but look I cleaned it up all by myself.
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