SeekRest Out!

Did you get the play on words in the title? My bags are packed, my mom is on her way over and I am ready to commence our honeymoon! Daniel and I will be gone until Sunday and I've been threatened (er....told) not to blog the whole time we are away. Out fear (er...respect) I will honor my husband's wishes. So this is goodbye.

Since I do not have a living trust or will as of yet, I will tell you all what my wishes are in case of an untimely death or alien abduction. The kids shall not be split up. I know that it would be easier to do so, but I wish to inflict the torture of raising all 7 of them upon some unsuspecting victim. I wish to have Mike and Yvonne Prescott raise the kids. First and foremost because they had 3 calm kids and I just thought it would be funny to stick them with a crap load of wild ones and test their limits of patience and sanity.

I leave my 50% of the new Cherished Events, LLC business to my partner, Cherish. I leave my silicone implants to a fellow mother of seven, who nursed all of them. I don't know of one, but I'm sure there is one out there and if she looks anything like I did, she deserves them. Just cut them out, I won't feel it.

I leave the riches to all of my family members and friends...oh wait, there are none. Sorry guys. I'm rich in fertility and love and that is about all. I leave my beloved laptop to my Mom. I know that she will want to dig through all of my documents and writing, because she loves a good mystery and (holy shitballs,) I can be quite a mystery.

That's about all. I will be back to blogging on Monday. I hope you all have a safe and pleasant weekend!